Party like it's the 70”s

Pineapple chunks and cheese
on cocktail sticks
shaped cleverly like a hedgehog 
with bowls full of crisps

Prawn vol au vents
If you're pushing out the boat
drum sticks and chicken wings
fresh salmon... traditionally smoked

Sandwiches aplenty 
every filling you could imagine 
the salad hardly touched 🤷‍♀️
...It's never going to happen 🤣

Black Forest gataux
plus a celebratory cake
careful with those portions
on those flimsy cardboard plates 

That uncle in his 50’s
reverts right back to his teens
thinking he's still got it 
in his tight bell bottom jeans

Aunty in her party frock
loving the disco tunes
feet though taking a battering
in those sky high heeled shoes 👠 

Kids on the ‘panda pops’
getting higher than a kite
jumping way too closely 
to the colourful disco lights

That weird misfit cousin
who just can't take his drink
the world owes him a favour
or.....so he seems to think 🤔 

No need to book a taxi 
as we still could drink and drive 😱
though the men were usually legless
and left it to the wife 😩