Love em or hate them
they're here to stay
doing their work
without any pay

Benefiting the supermarkets 
no need for a till
If you do it yourself 
you lessen their bill

Perhaps we should get discount?
as we do it ourselves 
maybe unload the lorries 🥵
and stack up their shelves!

 ‘unexpected item in the baggage area’
it drives you to despair 😩
to get through unscathed  
Is usually pretty rare

Open up the tills again!!
let's have the personal touch
stop your penny-pinching schemes
thank you very much 😁