Call me old fashioned 
or, a bit of a snob
but why have we turned,
into a nation of slobs?

Wearing your nightclothes
In Tescos express
scavenging the aisles 
In slippers and nightdress

You’ve forgotten your milk
and  let go of your pride
the days of respect
have now sadly died

Are you making a statement
are you trying to rebel?
you've now dropped all standards 
to a gutter level

Please don't make this,
a new normal trait
if we don't stop it now
we’re in a right sorry state

Think twice before shopping
whilst still dressed for bed
have a bit of respect
and get dressed instead