Women lifting weights,
with their ‘secret weapon.’
Looking pretty pleased
after a sweaty gym session

Adverts to help you, if
You’re dry ‘down below?’
Sometimes there are things,
You DON’T need to know.

Tonight they’re showing
Women’s hairy pits
and lots of other
Unmentionable bits

Men are now at it,
with their bamboo cool briefs 
It will stop all that chaffing
And hot sweaty cheeks

No wonder they need help
With erectile disfunction. 
Can’t we just go back
To good old fashioned seduction?