Now I'm not usually a scaremonger
but we're about to all get frazzled 
a plume is on its way to us
across the English Channel 

We're now all on ‘red alert’
as lives could be in danger🎚
we've never experienced heat like this 
more common to the equator 

We watch the forecast in blind terror
as this red wall edges closer
the ‘wave’ is crossing the channel now
with its “blow torch” heat exposure 

We've never experienced this intensity 
but we'll get though it God willing 
the only plus in all of this
Mr. Whippy makes a killing🍦

We buy up all the bottled water
Parasoles are all sold out 
forget it if you want a fan 
and there's rumours of a drought?

We always get a water whinge
when it's hot - it seems the norm
until we get those ‘flash floods’
from the inevitable thunderstorm⚡️

So.... look-out peeps keep cool and safe 
and make sure you're hydrated 
in two days time we're back to normal
with grey skies reinstated 🌨