If January wasn't depressing enough 
Its the same the following month
February is just as bad
we’re really down in the dumps

After the euphoria of Christmas 
with its pretty colourful lights
we go back to dreary grey
with cold wet soulless nights

As if we're not depressed enough 
fogs thrown in for good measure
It really doesn't get any better
with the good old British weather

Roll on summer or even spring
with sunshine smiles and flowers 
we've really had enough this year
with icy roads and showers

The wintery sun hangs low
It's lost any warmth or strength 
It's a natural source of vitamin D
which benefits our health

Comeback golden currant bun
we're missing you loads and loads
I hope our cousins in Australia 🇦🇺 
remember.... it's only on loan