Sore bum anyone?
Never really understood it?
The Point of izal tissue?
It never actually did the job,
the only thing it would give you…
a sore bum from the abrasion
as you tried to do the deed
If you ever did It properly
a ton of it you’d need!
It was basically only good for
drawing with - or for tracing
You were better off with newspaper
For the dilemma that you’re facing!
If ever you see izal tissue Paper
Still there in the loos
Use a tissue or something softer
Or you’re guaranteed a bruise!
It was a flipping godsend
we had paper which was soft!
It never scratched your bottom
And it really did the job!!
Can’t imagine anyone using it?
with that awful medicated Smell!!
And then I saw in disbelief
It’s there on Tesco’s shelves!!
Kimhicksgmail.com September 2020
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