The diet started January - determined as could be Everything that’s fattening, keep well away from me Really need to lose the flab before the weather gets warm Need to get my head round this - got to get on form
Difficult to shift the pounds as quickly as I’d like Should I join up for the Gym or, should I ride my bike? I have this dilemma almost every year Stay away from takeaways ~ and stay away from beer
I must lose this weight how, god only knows? Did I really eat all those sausage rolls? I’d dived in the quality street and scoffed the lot Now just look at the size of the stomach I’ve got!
I’m on to this ~ so let’s get this started Me and my flab - will be soon departed I’ll just finish the biscuits and polish off the mince pies Then finish the chocolates from the raffle prize
I’m now so full - i can hardly move Why do I do it? I’ve so much to lose I Look like the fat cat with all the cream Then the alarm went off - it was all just a dream!