If you love a spotless perfect home If its gets messy and you will moan Then don’t even think of getting a puppy Your home will be transformed - untidy and mucky
Immaculate white carpets - with muddy paws Scratch marks on the bottom of all your doors Shoes which used to come in pairs Hoover clogged with puppy hairs
Walkies and treats all at the ready Hearing their lead really makes them heady So if you’re Taking them out - putting on your shoes They can hear you clearly! whilst they snooze 😴
Jumping up like something possessed ‘Calm down be quiet’ - you protest Off down the road it pulls and drags Not forgetting - the poopy bags!
A nice bracing walk to blow cobwebs away Much better though on a sunny warm day Playing running - chasing sticks Excited hot breath sloppy licks
In the evening frantically cleaning your feet Scrambling under furniture trying to find lost treats This is the life of a dog - and their ways Whilst they lay by your side - with that adoring gaze
So if you are house proud with no time to spare You need to give love and show that you care And If you don’t like them following you into the loo Then probably a puppy is not for you!
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