If you love a spotless clean home and If its gets messy..you will moan Then don’t even think of getting a puppy Your home will be transformed untidy and mucky
Immaculate white carpets with muddy paws Scratch marks on the bottom of most your doors Shoes which used to come in pairs Hoover clogged with puppy hairs
Walkies and treats at the drop of a hat their life doesn’t get any better than that! if you’re sneaking out putting on your shoes They can hear you clearly! whilst they snooze 😴
Jumping up like something possessed Just as you’ve sat down to rest! Off down the road he pulls and drags Not forgetting - the poopy bags!
A nice bracing walk to blow cobwebs away better though on a sunny warm day 💨 Playing running - chasing sticks Excited hot breath sloppy licks
Evening’s frantically licking your feet!! under furniture to find lost treats This is the life of a dog and their ways, then lay beside you with that adoring gaze
if you are house proud and no time to spare You need to give love and show that you care If you don’t like them following you into the loo Then probably a puppy just isn’t for you!
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