Meghan already had
a few million in the bank
And when she googled Harry
her lucky stars she thanked


William tried to warn you
he could see it coming 
but Harry you were already hooked
she’s way too smart and cunning 


Harry never really liked
the stuffy royal duties
He preferred the partying, 
With the famous from the movies


But Harry would they really,
have ever looked at you twice?
If you were a regular guy
on a building site?


I know it’s harsh - but you’re 
really not that special
With balding ginger hair
and a face full of freckles


Yes, you were fun 
and the royal court jester
then it all changed then on,
from the moment that you met her


But this is grown up stuff
And you’re now pushing forty 
You have now single handedly 
demolished the Monarchy


It was built up over centuries 
Mystical Palaces and Castles
You’ve blown it out of the water
into microscopic particles 


She has so much fire
And will stop at nothing
You had it all given Harry,
and just wouldn’t see it coming 


You’ve given her a platform,
beyond her wildest dreams
She has made herself more famous 
Than ALL the Kings and Queens


Millions were never enough 
For Meghan, it has to be billions.
Am I the only one seeing this?
What’s other peoples opinions?

Sometimes, for some, Millions are just never enough.
She has now - through the Monarchy bagged herself the biggest platform in the world and my god is she going to use it!!
Trashing our royal family in her wake. Hold on tight Haz.