The Scales of Injustice

Prince 👑 Entitlement

Ginger Prince 👑 I was born into this worlda reluctant prince 👑 and over the years still wasn’t convincedI want the money and all the perksBut not to do any‘Royal 👑 Work’I like to party 🎈 And call the shotsenjoying the moneygirlfriends and yachts 🛥 I really didn’t want Stuffy royal duties I haven’t got […]

How I see the rainbow bridge 🌈

I see all of our pets In a magical placewith plenty to eatIn meadows of spaceWarm and happyand feeling so lovedIn that rainbow heaven arched over above 🌈Enjoying their freedomIt’s what they deserve It’s a place for all animalsIncluding insects and birdsThey all interactIn their own special way Whether you’re wildlifeferal, or strayThey have only […]

Well? Is it? 🏆

🦁🦁🦁⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️Well, we’ve made it this farcould this be the dream?will we see some magicfrom Harry and Raheem?I think Gareth Southgate brings the ‘calm’ which is usefulsteadying their nerves 😬 which to win 🏆 will be crucial We’re proud of our teamand what they’ve achieved so close to that silverware It’s hard to believe!I get fans […]

Age with pride

When you get olderyour body plays gamesYou keep on forgettingand others you blamefat stays much longer andif that isn’t enoughYour hair changes colourand turns into fluff!Your eyes 👀 go all cloudycan’t see like you didYou say Hi to strangersthe dust is now hidlips disappear it’s impossible to pout 👄arthritis and cataractsnot to mention the goutA […]

It’s just not cricket 🏏 !!?

Never really ‘got it’This game they call ‘cricket’apparently you bowl, to rattle the wicket?Wandering about in silly hatsRandomly shoutingthings like ‘HOWZAT?’Sooo excitable over a Wicket or runOnly playing in the hotmidday sun 🌞 All in their lovely fresh, laundered whites.That shiny red ballSo hard and precise That unmistakable ‘thwack’Of leather on Willow My attention spanIs […]

Remember when………

👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️👮‍♂️Remember the dayWhen police had big feet 👣That familiar sightas they pounded the beatThey knew all your businessas you would often speakyou exchanged information,happening down on your street It’s now called ‘intelligence’and it’s all done ‘on line’though it clearly hasn’t helpedIn tackling much crimeWe didn’t need computerswe had verbal exchange.To think now is progress?Seems rather […]

Same every year!! 🤣😂🤣

Summers finally landedWe’ve waited long enough We’ve descended on the beaches My god don’t we look rough?We’ve piled on the caloriesbeen starved of vitamin D Squeezing into cozziesto small for you or meThat pale white skin is burning,to a funny shade of pinkWe’ve been so starved of sun raysand we’re knocking back the drinkStampeding to […]

Patriotic 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧❤️

Patriotic 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧⚔️We’re so very proud to be English and incredibly proud of our flag 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿You can see why we get so upsetWhen shamed and constantly gaggedThings happened regardless Before history ever got ‘cancelled’Our ‘Englishness’ and customsnow relentlessly being dismantled It’s increasingly now evident our past just can’t be accepted We will be vilified for evermore […]

Nothing left to the imagination?

Women lifting weights,with their ‘secret weapon.’Looking pretty pleasedafter a sweaty gym sessionAdverts to help you, ifYou’re dry ‘down below?’Sometimes there are things,You DON’T need to know.Tonight they’re showingWomen’s hairy pitsand lots of otherUnmentionable bitsMen are now at it,with their bamboo cool briefs It will stop all that chaffingAnd hot sweaty cheeksNo wonder they need helpWith […]

Good old Berni Inns 💗

Remember the days youwent out to dinner, with a glass of wine and a pint of bitter.Traditionally it was always steak andChips, always a treat on our monthlyTrips. Prawn cocktail in a glass was ALWAYS a must, little triangles of brown bread without the crusts.The Berni Inn was a specialPlace, traditional food to fill Your […]


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