Just get to the last bit of buying online Then it comes up payment declined!! This can’t be right I get a hot flush My heart starts racing - adrenaline rush
Something is wrong - I have plenty of dosh? What are they on about? They’re talking tosh!! I must hurry and sort it there’s only a few left What do I do? Think! What is best?
I come out of the site to go on to my card Try doing this shaking - it’s really quite hard I try to go in and sort this thing out Find the problem - and what’s it about?
“Your card has expired you need to update!” What! By the time this is sorted, it will be too late! I try and be calm - times not on my side There’s money on there! The computer has lied!
I calm down in a responsible manner When really could smash it with a hammer 🔨 Now what? Password is now unknown? ‘But do click on here’ for a loan!!’
I give up - my password is forgotten Can’t remember now - memory is rotten Wrote it down on some paper years ago The eye next to the password says ‘no-show’
I have to abandon - I’m feeling too stressed Just can’t do this when I’m pressed Oh well - will wait until I go to the shops Only wanted scouring pads and vileda mops