Laying in bed - hearing that familiar whine O.M.G. we’ve missed it - again, this time Can’t bear to have rubbish hanging around How much closer is that sound?
If it’s still at the end of the street, maybe in my nightie, I could be discreet? Shoot out the door, wheel it to the gate Quick where’s my slippers, am I too late?
Rushed downstairs to another dilemma Which bin today? which one, what colour? Can’t cope with this happening every week Running outside, like some sort of freak
All good news - I made it this time Nobody saw me so, that was fine If you want a lay in, and sleep some more Put them out the night before!!