We had our ups and downs - life was quite hard Till Kev came running in, clutching a lottery card! ‘We’ve only been and won a holiday’ - in a luxury resort! Never in a million years!! Well, who’d have thought!!!
We were jumping around, clearly over the moon When can we go? not a moment too soon! So excited and much to our delight Didn’t even have to book our flight!
Just the tonic, after my Kevs affair We usually go to Magaluf, with Ryanair Never really stayed at one of these posh resorts I’ll pack my Kev’s, Union Jack shorts
A really posh hotel, all marble and chrome The next 2 x weeks - this is our home! We’ll get this lot in a party mood It’s as much as you like, all the drink and food
Would never usually eat as much as this But, it’s all for free - too good to miss! We caused quite a stir by the pool Yes, we were loud and the language was blue
A few more snakebites now, we’re on the lash I jumped in the pool causing quite a splash My Kev really packs quite a punch In his flag of England swimming trunks!
What a load of miseries, with no sense of fun? Nobody sat with us, as we lounged in the sun They made a complaint about the noise As we frolicked in the pool, with our inflatable toys
Night time we do like to have a good drink When it’s free, you tend to have more than you think Kev’s so attractive, it makes me insecure All the women fancy him - this, I am sure
I caught a group of woman eyeing up my Kev Well, after a skin full, I could only see red! I ran across the room and knocked over their table They scrambled away - and got up, if were able
The manager was Informed and security were called Me and my Kev were manhandled and hauled We retired to our room, carried on being appalling Removed from the hotel, the very next morning
Can’t understand why? such miserable sods? Me and my Kev - have bodies like gods! Stay in hotels in future, that we fit in well It just couldn’t be us? The family from hell?